Why I Swore to Never Hire a Goon (Except When Selling Tees)

$25.00
This is a shirt that even Left Brother would approve of. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

You're going to be ready to rescue your sister, your friend's sister, or any other sister with this shirt on. You might want to watch out for cat claws though.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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This is a shirt that even Left Brother would approve of. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

You're going to be ready to rescue your sister, your friend's sister, or any other sister with this shirt on. You might want to watch out for cat claws though.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This is a shirt that even Left Brother would approve of. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.

You're going to be ready to rescue your sister, your friend's sister, or any other sister with this shirt on. You might want to watch out for cat claws though.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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